Drake Bell  is a phenomenon. For 4 seasons he was the star of Nickolodeon's  "Josh and Drake" TV series and a heartthrob to teens and tweens, as well as a comedic role model for even younger kids. But he has graduated to a new movie career and to the horror of parents of impressionable kids,  and to the delight of a whole new audience, Drake Bell has become an edgy comedic hottie. Yup. He uses "bad words" and sexual inuendo to charm and delight a new, older generation of fans. And he is absolutely adorable doing it. In the "Airplane"-style movie spoof "Superhero", Bell parodies the Spiderman series as the superhero Dragonfly. Critics panned it as sophomoric humor and fans laughed in the aisles. The truth be told, there was a lot of silly physical humor and Drake Bell got to showcase his comedic timing.

For your consideration is Rick RIker's um, well, er..giant fake nipples. There. I said it. These half-dollar-sized nipples were custom made for Drake as Rick for use in a silly scene that is a parody of the scene where Spiderman lowers himself in a rain storm to steal a kiss. In this film Drake as "Dragonfly" gets a serious case of T.H.O. (Titty hardon for those of you scratching your heads.) The wardrobe/prop department made these nipples to show through the Dragonfly suit. This most peculiar and oddly erotic wardrobe device was in fact worn in a major motion picture by one of the fastest rising stars in Hollywood. We promise not to ask what you want to do with them. They come with 2 Certificates of Authenticity. $29